The new dictionary.....Some are thinkers......whats your favourite?

arachnoleptic fit, n:

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally

walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug, n:

Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

bozone, n:

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down at any time in the future.

cashtration, n:

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

caterpallor, n:

The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

dopelar effect, n:

(1) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly. (2) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

extraterrestaurant, n:

An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and

experimented on. Also known as ETry.

foreploy, n:

Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.

Grantartica, n:

The cold, isolated place where arts companies without funding dwell.

intaxication, n:

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

kinstirpation, n:

A painful inability to get rid of relatives who come to visit.

lullabuoy, n:

An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.

The new dictionary.....Some are thinkers......whats your favourite?getting late

Haha... TOO good... I like bozone AND dopelar too... but my other favorite would be... extraterrestaurant... lol... check out this site for more words... lol... it includes sample sentences too... lol... you'd probably love it... I did... lol...

I liked this one for some odd reasons...:

Coolerator: Device that uses compressed refrigerant gasses and general properties of thermodynamics to keep perishables at a lower temperature. Also known as a refrigerator.

example: Stick that chocolate cake in the coolerator.

It's so... "coldest"...

Coldest: A person (or song) that is absolutely the coolest in the world

example: Dude that song was the coldest!

Well... check out this site... lol... hope you like them... =)

http://www.commonplacebook.com/jokes/lex...

The new dictionary.....Some are thinkers......whats your favourite?regal theater opera theater

Arachnoleptic fit -This has happened to me, and

Foreploy- This has happened to many people I know!

Very funny, thanks!
Mine are bozone and foreploy lol